(Starting this back up as a place to record funny things my kid (and eventually kids) say. Totally stealing this idea from a friend.)
C: Guess what?! Ryan (preschool classmate) is on a family trip to DISNEY WORLD!
Me: Oh what a lucky duck he is!
C: Lucky duck...that's funny Mama. Is that what you say about me when I'm lucky too?
Me: Yep! You lucky duck!
C: How about 'lucky unicorn' for me instead?